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THESE R THE BIOS OF OUR ALL TIME FAVORITE DEXTER, NOODLES, GREG, AND RON! AND COUPLA INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT EM! ^_~ ENJOY!

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AAAAAW!!! HOW CUTE! Dexy n' Noodles! aaaaw...

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DEXTER
Real Name: Bryan Keith Holland
Born: Dec. 29/1967(NEWS FLASH!)
In the Band: Vocals, guitar
Side Projects: Nitro records

FACTS:
He has a PHD in mircobiology
He has a daughter named Alexa
He has a pilot licence
His favorite beer is Budweizer
He smokes cigars
He was a valaditorian in high school(that's how he got his nickname)
He is merried to Kriesten Luna NOT OF the Lunachicks!!! NEWS FLASH! I got into Lunachicks, they a kick ass band, so like she's jus their sis, she's NOT in the band, and never was! People confuse her with Theo, the lead singer of the lunachicks... She's also the stewardess up front in the "I choose" vid.

He also likes Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Aerosmith, Agents Orange, The Dead Kennedys, Foo Fighters, and Blur. (i don't know anymore!)
He has an IQ of like a million(JK! I dunno, but all i know is that he's extrememly smart! whooo! go dex!)
Greg used to braid his hair(when it was long)
He once dyed his hair pink(ooo, and did it look hot, or what? if ur'e a guy, ignore the coment)
Dex likes surfin



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NOODLES
Real Name: Kevin Wesserman
Born: Feb.4th/1963
In the Band: lead guitar, vocals

Facts:
He got his nickname cuz he "noodles" on his guitar, but dexter said in the live chat, that Noodles ate Top Ramen for like 10 years, then switched to Cup of noodles or sumethin' it's called...
He was a jenator in High School
He has a daughter named Chelsea
He once slipped on the bubble machine soap crap on stage,n' fell flat on his ass(ouch!)
He is colorblind, but does not have a problem with that(That means, he cannot read music, and hes EXREMELY, i mean EXTREMELY* talanted!!!)
He enjoys "finer things in life"
He has a tatoo on his arm, and his nose is peirsed(now, that is kool!)
He has over 30 guitars(Fender, Gibson, BC RIch, Ibanez... and more and more and more! I dunno anymore...)
He is merried to Ron's stepsister(i think)

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Hey, i found this pic on some dude's website, ron is the hot guy on the left, and some fan... hehe ron looks like a munky ^_^ how cute! I LOVE u Ron! xoxo

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RON WELTY
Real Name: ron welty
Born: Feb.1st/1971
In the band: drums

HE is the youngest member of the band
Enjoys xtreme sports
He's also in a band called Spinning Fish
He has a son
He's a vegetarian
He meditates

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GREG K
Real Name: Greg Kriesel
Born: Jan. 12/1965
In BAnd: Bass

He enjoys golf
He likes fishing
He likes fans to throw hats at him on stage
He collects hats (that's just what i said, isn't it? Don't blame me! It's like 1:00am here!)
Graduated as B.A. In Finance from long beach state

uuuh... hope u enjoyed that!