QUOTES!!!
These are quotes by my friends, and me! WARNING! A LOT OF DUBASS CONTENT!! WARNING! AND THESE R'NT EVEN QUOTES THEY R JUS STUPID THINGS MY FRIENDS SAY!
Vicky: "Who'd wanna see that new brittney spears movie
anyways? I can't stand what's here face..."
"It's only funny till someone gets hurt. Then it's HALERIOUS!"
"Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me."
"Kill your bunny."
"Fondle My Buzzums"
-Johnathan (a.k.a Johanna)
Me: "NO! That is a NO! THAT IS A NO NO!!!"
Vicky: "uuuh... okay..."
Emily: "Let's talk about cheese!"
Me: "Offspring cheese?"
Emily: "Then again, maybee not..."
Mr.Seymore: "You guys are morons!"
Me: *tear* "I am insulted!"
Mr. Culliton: "If u guys fool around, i'm gonna be pissed at you!" (exit)
Me: "Eeeugh! Shut up eveybody! Didin't you hear the man, he's gonna piss on us!"
Asuka: "ANTA BAKA?! BAKA NO HENTAI!"
(that meant, "what, are u stupid?!" and "You perverted
asshole!")
"Bite me, bitch!"
-Me
"I didn't do it"
-Me
"I don't know"
-Me
"Brittney spears should just quit it, and be a porn star! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! She's gunna be on the cover on the new playboy by the way! "
-Dj's from the BUZZ
(Defy you has just started playing on the BUZZ)
Dj: "aaaand this is The Offspring, Defy you! They probably wrote this song about me! YeAH! I AM THE REBEL! HELL WITH EVERYONE! I DEFY YOU! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, they want me to shut up now..."
Caleb's weird sounds
"meow"
"moo"
Caleb's every day question:
"did we have any homework?"
"I feel like a woman!"
-John
"Do you think i should have beat up that lil' kid in an AFI shirt in a mall?"
-me
FACTS ABOUT ME AND MY FRIENDS.
1. Yes, we are the worst class in the history of worst classes in our skool. Aren't we great?
2. Yes, i do have black offspring undies (no one knows though)
2. Yes, i hate food.
3. Yes, i love junk food. I'd call it punk food.
4. I HATE subway, and that asshole Jared! GOD!
5. SNL and Kids in the hall r my fave shows.
6.Yes, i think they should make offspring PEZ dispencers. If u dunno wha PEZ is, it's that good candy shit they make. (i am currenty using my BArt dispencer ^_^)
7. Ok, this is like the most embarrasing fact bout me in the world. I aways trip over my baggy pants :( N' my ass hurts... ooow... and they r not my pants. my dad bougt em, but i asked for em... so now i'm wearing them.
8. I love Jackass.
9. Me n' my friends always crack up at stupid stuff.
10. Once me and my friend started singing Pretty Fly for a White guy in English class >:)
TRUE STATEMENTS:
-The "I'm a slave 4U" Video is a free porn vid, no one realizes that...
-Pop bands r not bands... what the hell is with this shit! "Making the band" WHAT is whith that show! GOD! Do they like tell you how to make band?! A really sucky one?! Or a really really sucky one? I just don't ge it! Okay, i'll go to my cool to hate section to bitch more about this...
HEY THESE R SOME PICS OF THE ANIME SHOWS I LIKE! GUYS, ENJOY! I KNOW U HAVE BEEN MISS TREATED, SO HERE'S SOMETHIN' TO LOOK AT!
